Gaslight Gallows

This is where the fish lives.

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Anonymous asked: nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.





Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c


mozart writes about getting that ass licked

nicki sings about getting that ass licked

both true musical masters, honestly

The way art is suppose to be

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Conversation I overheard at work

How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

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what the actual fuck

Halloween season is like this 2 month long competition of “What is the most absurd thing we can sexualized for ladies!?” 

(Along with a concurrent competition in “Most horrific offensive stereotype of a racial and/or cultural minority” )

Remember ladies, it may be an apocalypse, but don’t let that mess up your beauty routine. You have mens to attract. I mean, they might.. be dead. They might be dead. They might want to eat your flesh. But it’s a compliment. 

(via geviladaheel)

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why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

(Source: barretweed, via nicoleanell)